Sexy people! We are joined by Tomas Moore and Alba Lewis, aka “The Brit and The American” (@britandamerican) and drunkness ensues. Flannel shirts, another @blackmuel high five, Tazmann’s revenge plot, the carnivore challenge, rebuild cars, geography lessons, ginger cats, compliments versus insults, Doctor Professor Awesome, docking, broken sunglasses versus kicked in the nuts, Sister Chisler’s mister, shitty quick bits a plenty: did Ben Affleck kill the joker?, world series bunts, Netflix plugs, Jennifer Lopez’s tits, what the fuck is Tom on?, no knickers, two of the Chisler’s favorites combine, California’s no-fault space clause, two minutes a month allowance, shag bags, the revolutionary war, and can the machine turn his fate around in Friday After Drinking in a Triple Threat Match? Find out now!
Joined by the five-timer @MrHospitality2, Magna Cum Awesome graduate of STFU university! Chisler’s Prom; a serious moment for the Machine; seeking solace through girl-on-girl scenes and avoiding total recall titties; Chisler ignites awkward silence at the bar; fast food inflation; Back to the Future Lego DeLorean; Quick Bits, Wisconsin; Elian Gonzales Bambi; Mascot-eating vs public affair bidding wars; Uruguay as the 51st state (and a two-pronged joke); ninety-nine plants; Mr. Hospitality transcends to Mr. Physicality; Carlos Danger; Beaver Ruin Gynecology; standard Lexus features; Ep30 hype; Snowden has been snowed in; and on Friday After Drinking– Machine defends his .500 record.
- Here’s the New Lego Back to the Future Set
- This Is What Would Happen If Fast-Food Workers Got Raises
- Lawmakers in Uruguay Vote to Legalize Marijuana
- Sustainable Agriculture 9-1-1, or, That Time a College Tried to Feed Its Mascot to Students
- Asylum for NSA leaker Edward Snowden a challenge to U.S.-Russia relations
We are joined by a new special guest, The Chef! The highlander, Jenny McCarthy, sloppy drunks, crossing international borders via water, Coins Act, paying for printed cash paradox, tits on the dollar bill, dollar coins and strippers, unlikely sports bit, NSA, drones, better frame-rates, @MrHospitality2, Thor, The Chisler is a creep, NSA again, Amash Amendment, NSA is going to be chipped away at, Michelle Bachman sucks, and Friday After Drinking.
We’re not going to drag out our Amazon ad, @themachinepod is using BeyondPod for pod-catching, Twitter plugs, @TheJewFAW RETURNS, the Shiksa has moved closer, moving the Jew gold, Nazi dentist, @themachinepod is going back to school, college loans, @fochisel and @themachinepod go to Virginia Highlands, big titties, poor dinner choices, Living Colour, Papua New Guinea, Cargo Cults, Australia boat people, Curiosity draws a dick, Germany, Henry Kissinger, brother Jew, NASA technology research, particle showers, SpaceX, AIDS, SpaceAIDS, Las Vegas, and Friday After Drinking.
We present our first compilation episode we named Greatest Hits You’ve Never Heard (GHYNH). Yes, an acronym with a contraction. Machine getting hammered as @SmolderKisses discusses propaganda; we watch former Miss Teen Delaware take it on the face with @TheJewFAW; Chisler ruins Machine’s bit goes on tilt; doing donuts in a volleyball court with @MrHospitality2; sculptures in New York via DNA samples; Friday After Drinking fails with the Kollin Bros; @alispagnola talks about her bed, lack of pants, and toys; we discuss war and peace with @SmolderKisses; and a secret bonus.
@FergatROn Leader of the Chaoticons, House of FAW Horrors, Lifestyles of the Middle Class & Unknown, Alexander Graham Bell remix, Magic Machine, @MrHospitality2 Shut the F#$k Up, @dkollin takes the power back, Machine has a bad day, @AliSpagnola gives us the business and sexy @SmolderKisses.